cantaloupe

a large round fruit, with a gray, bumby rind and a delicious orange interior

"Today I bought a cantaloupe at Food Lion"

by Kaity N July 18, 2005

cantaloupe

A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.

"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."

by joshua estell August 3, 2006

Cantalope

A word that is use to describe a person who is being a cunt!

Man she is such a Cantalope!

by Mr. Giraff3 October 6, 2013

UK captail

A penis, dick, cock..Whichever.

Origins:

Created by AdamTheAlien on a live (and drunken) BlogTV podcast by Tom Milsom aka Hexachordal and Declan Proud aka Moohalaa.

One of the people chatting said he had a 9 inch dick and lived in the "UK captail". AdamTheAlien said that it officially now meant a COCK.

Aeternus_Norem was there to witness that moment.

Hexachordal has a UK captail that has a girth of 5 and a half inches.

I Love UK captail.

by Norem January 3, 2010

cattails

long skinny breasts, usually unbraed ,hanging breasts

please put a bra on those cattails!

by darose February 4, 2010

cantaloupe

A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.

I'm not very good at cantaloupe.

by Tybalt D October 17, 2008

Warm Cantaloupes

The opposite of cool beans

"I can go to the movies tonight!"
"Cool beans!"
"Ugh I can't go..."
"Warm cantaloupes"

by saraheebsss June 8, 2009