anniversary break up

when someone breaks up with you on your anniversary

Her: Hey I know we're one month in but i'm not ready to date
Him: OK(depressed look) thinking to self- what the fuck how are you one month in and not ready to date!!! I can't believe this a fucking "anniversary break up"

by 3ast3rh00d April 8, 2012

anniversary offender

A guy who has two or more relationships that share the same anniversary day or date.

Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"

Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."

Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

National heartbreak anniversary day

May 13 the day to get in your feelings wit your friends or try to get back wit you ex

Friend 1: guess what day it is

Friend2: May 13
Friend 1: yup but also national heartbreak anniversary day
Friend 2:bet Let’s get in our feeling

by Blah.spamss April 27, 2021

Aluminum Anniversary

AKA a one-month anniversary, whether it be dating, banging, or a marriage date.

I'm treating Megan to Hooters tonight for our Aluminum Anniversary!

by Shitsweakson January 21, 2011

anniversary

for her: the date on which you had your first date, or the day on which you were married.

for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.

I gave her flowers for our wedding anniversary, but got nothing on our bloagie anniversary. Weird.

by -hef- September 16, 2009

Caniversary

The celebatory date that you got a much anticipated severence package from a job you hated or were planning to leave anyway.

"I thought I'd pick up some champagne and a cigar to celebrate my Caniversary - one year ago today!" said Terry.
"Screw You- I still can't believe you got 18 months salary to leave that piece of crap job especially when you were going to quit anyway!" said Larry.

by bingo lingo January 24, 2010

Tom Holland Dick pic anniversary

November 29 was the day that tom hollands dick was leaked on his instagram

Jacob: Oh my god do you know what day it is?
Gram: no what is it?

Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY

by yourdailydoesofstupidity January 20, 2022