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Canine Penis

The penis of a canine has many differences when compared to a human penis.

When docile, the penis remains in the dog's sheath to keep it sterile, moist, and protected. The penis usually leaves its sheath when the canine is aroused (not to be confused with erect) or when he is thrusting.

The penis itself is usually red or pink in color and is composed of a membrane layer that is similar to what's on the inside of your mouth. It does not become 'erect' until after successful penetration. Instead, the stud's penis maintains its shape with a bone called the baculum.

When finally "erect", a thick "knot" at the end of the penis fills with blood and swells several times its flaccid size. This is called the Bulbus Glandis, and it keeps the male dog tied -- or knotted -- to the female dog, which prevents any reproductive liquids from leaking, thus improving the chances of a large or successful litter.

Finally, a male dog's penis does not feel pleasure in the same way that a human penis would. Where stroking of human's penis (i.e. by a hand, vagina, mouth, etc.) brings pleasure to the man, the opposite is true for a canine, as it'd only cause discomfort and irritation if prolonged. Instead, the stud's penis responds mostly to pressure behind its bulbus glandis, which insures that the knot stays 'erect' when the female's vulva is clenching behind it.
Uneducated friend: Haha, look at Spike's Red Rocket! My dog has a boner!

Educated friend: That's just his canine penis being forced out of its sheath by his baculum because he's sitting down.

Uneducated friend: Dude, how do you even know all that? You must be some zoo weirdo.

Educated friend: Please bury yourself in a hole and take your prejudice with you.

Uneducated friend: You're just offended because you're a zoophile!

Educated friend: It's idiots like you that keep science and education from advancing.
by ShockingTruth September 23, 2013
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Canine-conscience

The part of your mind that makes you feel guilty for shouting at the dog.
This is a classic example of canine-conscience;

Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
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Mea culpa canis

Latin for my bad dog
Tim: Dude, you drink all the milk.
John: Mea culpa canis
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Canine Shocker

While standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. Surprisingly, you like it.
Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.
by Mikeytee September 8, 2011
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Canine

A term used in a boarding school at night after on beds and lights out. If in any case, your dorm is being loud, disruptive or naughty and you hear a teacher coming down the hallway, or you get some form of a vibe that one is coming, you shout this word to alert your dorm that the teacher is coming. It must be said loud enough so that your dorm can hear but quiet enough that the teacher can't hear.
Person 1: Guys do you want to go and dorm raid Big Dorm?
Person 2: Yes let's go now
Person 3: hears teacher coming CANINE!!!!
Rest of Dorm: Silence and fake sleeping
Teacher: Comes in with flashlight to check everyone is quiet and on beds, walks out of dorm
Person 4: All clear guys
Rest of Dorm: Resumes conversation
by Niamh's August 13, 2019
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caninebites

The combination of snakebites on ur lower lip and angelbites on ur upper. So it's four piercing on ur mouth.
"Omg he has caninebites!His mouth looks pierced shut!"
by Kevin Warch June 17, 2008
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carise

carise is a beautiful name for a beautiful person, she is actually hylarious, a good friend, cute, smart, she can play the guitar, she got a new jumper btw, black and gold adidas, she loves choclit cake and its hers so jst dnt :/
G0T A N3W JUMPA M4N cos i am crs, carice, cawise, careece, n-carise, limp carise, shikariss...
by bissettbaws_ June 1, 2010
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