Canine Asshole Reclamation Project

A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.

Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Canine Fudge Punt

The act of sticking your finger into a yapper dogs behind, shoving it down his throat, and punting it back into the neighbors yard where it came from.

If I catch that dog in my trash again, I'm going to feel angry and canine fudge punt that little mutt over the fence.

by Intellectual Word August 14, 2012

sheet caking

Bingeing on sheet cake or some other extremely sweet, gooey, comfort food to deal with great stress, discomfort, or anger.

Last night, I was so beside myself with anger over politics that I indulged in three hours of sheet caking.

by Poor Little Rich Boy August 18, 2017

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

free casing

When the police manufacture a case against someone.

Accused: The cop free cased me.
Friend: what does free casing mean?
Accused: The cop made up a case against me.

by capias August 4, 2014

christine canigula

Christine Canigula is from the book Be More Chill by Ned Vizzini. She is also in the musical by the same name. Christine is the love interest of Jeremy Heere, the small gal also loves play rehearsal and performing plays. In the musical, her actor is Stephanie Hsu. Christine is very energetic, and doesn't care about social boundaries, h*ck, sometimes she even breaks them.

"Christine Canigula is from the book Be More Chill by Ned Vizzini. She is also in the musical by the same name. Christine is the love interest of Jeremy Heere, the small gal also loves play rehearsal and performing plays. In the musical, her actor is Stephanie Hsu. Christine is very energetic, and doesn't care about social boundaries, h*ck, sometimes she even breaks them."

by random-broadway-nerd May 5, 2018

Canine Mufflehouse

A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.

I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019