A poor excuse for a cell phone company that always drops call, has the smalled calling range and largest black out areas
by lo_fi April 28, 2005
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1. A phone company that really stinks.
2. An exclamation of disgust or discontent.
(adjective)
Suckish and/or annoying. Really bad.
1. A phone company that really stinks.
2. An exclamation of disgust or discontent.
(adjective)
Suckish and/or annoying. Really bad.
(noun)
1.
Jeff: "Hey, buddy. What service do you have?"
John: "I have Cingular."
Jeff: "I'm so sorry."
2.
Jeff: "I like to eat babies."
John: "Eww! Cingular!"
(adjective)
Jeff: "I eat babies!"
John: "Eww! That's really Cingular!"
1.
Jeff: "Hey, buddy. What service do you have?"
John: "I have Cingular."
Jeff: "I'm so sorry."
2.
Jeff: "I like to eat babies."
John: "Eww! Cingular!"
(adjective)
Jeff: "I eat babies!"
John: "Eww! That's really Cingular!"
by flyinninjamunkii October 19, 2007
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/*SIN*/gu/lar/ (n.)
The singular most irritating cell phone provider on the planet.
They're eating up cell phone companies like candy and turning the old company's great service into the CINGULAR CROCK OF SHIT.
All service representatives are well trained in the arts of the "NO". No, there's nothing wrong with your ten-thousand-dollar bill. Yes, your phone dialed Jamaica for 10 hours by accident, but that's not our fault *cough*. Yes we have shitty featureless phones. Yes we overcharge for data usage. BUT THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION? NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
A good-for-nothing monopolizing company that cares about as much about you as Microsoft does.
Add that to the fact that Cingular has the CINGLE worst quality of ANY provider in the world, even though they have swallowed more cell companies than I care to think about, and you have no arguement about the worst cell phone provider in the world.
Cingular C'uks.
The singular most irritating cell phone provider on the planet.
They're eating up cell phone companies like candy and turning the old company's great service into the CINGULAR CROCK OF SHIT.
All service representatives are well trained in the arts of the "NO". No, there's nothing wrong with your ten-thousand-dollar bill. Yes, your phone dialed Jamaica for 10 hours by accident, but that's not our fault *cough*. Yes we have shitty featureless phones. Yes we overcharge for data usage. BUT THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION? NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
A good-for-nothing monopolizing company that cares about as much about you as Microsoft does.
Add that to the fact that Cingular has the CINGLE worst quality of ANY provider in the world, even though they have swallowed more cell companies than I care to think about, and you have no arguement about the worst cell phone provider in the world.
Cingular C'uks.
Hey Dan, you got a cell phone?
Sure.
ACCK! It's Cingular! I'll just use a pay phone. No thanks.
Why?
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!
Sure.
ACCK! It's Cingular! I'll just use a pay phone. No thanks.
Why?
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!
by Falcon4 June 9, 2005
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A male or female person who is a regular visitor or adoptive resident to the Balinese locale of Canguu ..
Known as the Gooch due to its centralised proximity to all twats , cunts , cocks and ball bags in the area.
A Canguuche ordinarily can be weaving seen erratically on their N-max helmet less , shirtless and clueless.
A Canguuche may be naturally attractive but usually cosmetic enhancements and/or gym regimens are utilised.
Where tattoos are used they shall be hipster- centric in a generic soulless fashion.
When a Canguuche is coerced by by social conservatives to wearing garments that impede their natural expression of their superior physical manifestation of attractiveness …
Garment prisons shall be adorned in manner never bereft of irony.
Canguuches may make monetary gain from social media influencer status.
A male or female person who is a regular visitor or adoptive resident to the Balinese locale of Canguu ..
Known as the Gooch due to its centralised proximity to all twats , cunts , cocks and ball bags in the area.
A Canguuche ordinarily can be weaving seen erratically on their N-max helmet less , shirtless and clueless.
A Canguuche may be naturally attractive but usually cosmetic enhancements and/or gym regimens are utilised.
Where tattoos are used they shall be hipster- centric in a generic soulless fashion.
When a Canguuche is coerced by by social conservatives to wearing garments that impede their natural expression of their superior physical manifestation of attractiveness …
Garment prisons shall be adorned in manner never bereft of irony.
Canguuches may make monetary gain from social media influencer status.
Dieter is such a Canguuche ,
He never wears a helmet on his
n-max on his way tear it up on the Bukit on his mid - length.
He never wears a helmet on his
n-max on his way tear it up on the Bukit on his mid - length.
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Get the canguro mug.(noun) A rare combination of candor and agility, ensuring that expectations are met with a lightning-fast, creative, and informed response to the issue at hand. Not to be confused with bullshitting.
by Curmudgeon57 January 7, 2012
Get the cangility mug.A ship between a boy named Caleb and a girl named Angel. Most people in their school ship them, because they just look together, and they hang out pretty often. Heck, people shipped them even from the beginning of school! I hope those two become a couple in the future...
Girl: Hey, have you heard about Angel and Caleb?
Boy: Yeah, heard they like each other!
Girl: I hope Cangel becomes real after a few years
Boy: Yeah, heard they like each other!
Girl: I hope Cangel becomes real after a few years
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