Pronounced Chan -gooch

A male or female person who is a regular visitor or adoptive resident to the Balinese locale of Canguu ..
Known as the Gooch due to its centralised proximity to all twats , cunts , cocks and ball bags in the area.
A Canguuche ordinarily can be weaving seen erratically on their N-max helmet less , shirtless and clueless.

A Canguuche may be naturally attractive but usually cosmetic enhancements and/or gym regimens are utilised.

Where tattoos are used they shall be hipster- centric in a generic soulless fashion.

When a Canguuche is coerced by by social conservatives to wearing garments that impede their natural expression of their superior physical manifestation of attractiveness …

Garment prisons shall be adorned in manner never bereft of irony.

Canguuches may make monetary gain from social media influencer status.
Dieter is such a Canguuche ,

He never wears a helmet on his

n-max on his way tear it up on the Bukit on his mid - length.
by That dog cunt Haydos October 20, 2023
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