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Canguuche

Pronounced Chan -gooch

A male or female person who is a regular visitor or adoptive resident to the Balinese locale of Canguu ..
Known as the Gooch due to its centralised proximity to all twats , cunts , cocks and ball bags in the area.
A Canguuche ordinarily can be weaving seen erratically on their N-max helmet less , shirtless and clueless.

A Canguuche may be naturally attractive but usually cosmetic enhancements and/or gym regimens are utilised.

Where tattoos are used they shall be hipster- centric in a generic soulless fashion.

When a Canguuche is coerced by by social conservatives to wearing garments that impede their natural expression of their superior physical manifestation of attractiveness

Garment prisons shall be adorned in manner never bereft of irony.

Canguuches may make monetary gain from social media influencer status.
Dieter is such a Canguuche ,

He never wears a helmet on his

n-max on his way tear it up on the Bukit on his mid - length.
by That dog cunt Haydos October 20, 2023
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Canuche

A women's vagina
or
Calling someone a punk bitch ass douche
Can I fuck your canuche?
or
Yo, you are just a fucking canuche for not fighting that guy.
by JohnnyLoczakaRogerJ September 25, 2011
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Canouche

Canouche - a shorter better sounding word for the term Douche Canoe which needs no explanation.
That guy is a huge Canouche
by Dbomb3000 June 15, 2017
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canouchebag

The Canadian version of the original douchebag

Often travelling in small packs of two or three, you can spot Canouchebags in large crowds, sporting events, campgrounds, and vacation resorts. A Canouchebag exhibits all the properties of the original douchbag

accompanied by a Tragically Hip soundtrack, and, on rare occasions, arrives in a canoe.
Canadians are supposed to be so polite and nice, but just look at this Canouchebag!
by EverSoPissed__ May 30, 2018
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caguache

Caguache means someone really small that will most definitely not grow more than 5'3

These creatures look like rats and have a weird reaction to everything, almost like cocaine.
Damn esbeidy is such a caguache.
by lallorona February 20, 2020
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