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Canguuche 

Pronounced Chan -gooch

A male or female person who is a regular visitor or adoptive resident to the Balinese locale of Canguu ..
Known as the Gooch due to its centralised proximity to all twats , cunts , cocks and ball bags in the area.
A Canguuche ordinarily can be weaving seen erratically on their N-max helmet less , shirtless and clueless.

A Canguuche may be naturally attractive but usually cosmetic enhancements and/or gym regimens are utilised.

Where tattoos are used they shall be hipster- centric in a generic soulless fashion.

When a Canguuche is coerced by by social conservatives to wearing garments that impede their natural expression of their superior physical manifestation of attractiveness …

Garment prisons shall be adorned in manner never bereft of irony.

Canguuches may make monetary gain from social media influencer status.
Dieter is such a Canguuche ,

He never wears a helmet on his

n-max on his way tear it up on the Bukit on his mid - length.
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A women's vagina
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Calling someone a punk bitch ass douche
Can I fuck your canuche?
or
Yo, you are just a fucking canuche for not fighting that guy.
Canuche by JohnnyLoczakaRogerJ September 25, 2011
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Often travelling in small packs of two or three, you can spot Canouchebags in large crowds, sporting events, campgrounds, and vacation resorts. A Canouchebag exhibits all the properties of the original douchbag

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Damn esbeidy is such a caguache.
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Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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