Captain Caveman's Club

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.

Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."

by Darren Jackson 1972 June 27, 2008

Dirty Caveman

a hardcore stoner or drug addict that sits in his or her basement for weeks in the dark without showering or cleaning themselves in any way.

Tim: is Bill comin out today?

John: no hes just gonna sit in his basement hittin the bowl and smokin crack

Tim: what a dirty caveman

by wetdickallnight October 4, 2011

Oh the cinemanity

Exclaimed when a disastrous event has occurred in a movie.

Guy1: What did I miss?
Guy2: James' family was brutally slaughtered by the zombies and he had to leave his wife and child for dead in the attic to barely survive.
Guy1: Oh the cinemanity!

by Arran23 July 28, 2010

caveman television

a campfire

Last night we all sat around the camp and watched caveman television

by Juniper Woods July 21, 2009

caveman dump

The first bowel movement upon return from an extended journey away from home, during which time caveman instincts prevent total fulfillment of this act.

"Oh man, after three days in Milwaukee I took the biggest caveman dump."

by hickory352 March 10, 2014

Robot caveman

One who goes Boo Boo Beep with a grunt as if a caveman

What was that on my voicemail?

I think it was a robot caveman

by drivewaypuddleshallow September 7, 2011

Caveman

When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

To caveman a bitch is to club her with your huge cock.

I pulled a caveman on my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I did the caveman on her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda dazzled after he worked his caveman magic on her.

by king_muscat April 20, 2010