cancerator 

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.

"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."

cancerator by PenguinPants March 31, 2008

cancerbait

A toxic techinque of highliting meaningless and irrelevant information to draw attention to a non-existant piece of information.

Making particular letters in a caption bold or a different colour to create the impression of said text containing an acronym or second meaning, when in fact the shared content is completely worthless.

Generally a technique of wasting additional minutes of an audience's life.

- Why did I just spend five minutes watching this video? Nothing even happens.

= Did you read the caption?

- Yeah I read it several times; it makes no sense and I dont even know what I'm looking at.

= You should have scrolled past. That's clearly Cancerbait.

cancerbait by Epic mlg beast April 20, 2022

cancerbad 

A horrible player, usually delusional about their own performance or skills.

Used primarily in League of Legends SoloQ
Jungler:"I have 3 losing lanes gg."
Sololaners:"You didn't gank a single lane and are down cs to the opponent jungler fucking cancerbad."

cancerbad by Langitroll December 7, 2024

cancerrandom 

Someone that isnt on lolpros

Holy shit, redcookie is a komplett cancerrandom

cancerrandom by x9blue May 14, 2022

cancerdog 

Derogatory term used mostly by the League of Legends community to describe players that cover a wide range of traits, for example: are relatively low in skill, annoying, boosted and/or lacking in understanding of acceptable social behavior.

"It's insane how this disgusting cancerdog is allowed to play the game"

cancerdog by SmurfingInLobsterlow August 7, 2022

CancerAIDS 

A step up from descriptors like Cancer and AIDS, combining the two to describe something entirely repulsive, undesirable and counterproductive to everyone involved. The subject is not only compared to a tumor of rogue cells or an STD that maims all it touches, but both at once. Usage of this term sometimes falls a little flat due to its absurd nature.

That is not just AIDS to try to work with; that is CancerAIDS.

CancerAIDS by solvecoagula November 14, 2024

CancerVapeDad 

a person who is not quite addicted to vapes but is constantly saying they are going to get cancer

I need to stop acting like a CancerVapeDad.

CancerVapeDad by reheheheheh April 5, 2024