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campus crops

A student run group that deals in agriculture and gardening. However, since six out of the eight months they are at school is WINTER they spend most of their time being anti-capitalist vegans who are going to have a rude awakening when their art degrees land them a job at McDonald's.

The best part of the group is their theme song, which is awesome.
Interviewer: So you ran a group called Campus Crops. What is that exactly?

Campus Cropper: Well it is a group of alternative thinkers who grew peace and love out of the soil of hardship.

Interviewer: You are going to have to leave.
by cropbuster14 April 18, 2009
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Campus Crusade For Christ

Christian group that goes by "Cru" on most college campuses that talks about Jesus a lot. Mostly chill group of people who believe in God & hang out together.

They believe that God created us, He loves us, and He wants what is best for us, but that we can never be perfect like God because we screw up, make mistakes, hurt others, and are selfish - wanting what we want instead of what God wants. They belive that since God knew that even our best efforts of being perfect wouldn't even come close, He chose to send Jesus to bridge the gap between us and God, by dying in our place, taking the punishment that we deserved, and forgiving us for all of the crappy things that we are guilty of. So they believe they & everyone else can have a relationship with God if they simply ask for forgiveness & believe that He saved us.
Person 1: Yo, are you going to that Fall Retreat that Campus Crusade for Christ is doing?
Person 2: Nah, why whould I want to do that? Religious people freak me out.
Person 1: Yeah, me too actually. But we're going water skiing, kayaking, playing ultimate frisbee, and talking about how Jesus thought religion was lame because it was all about people trying to be good enough for God.
Person 2: I thought Jesus was all about religion?
Person 1: Nah. He wanted us to know God apart from religion, and that's what Campus Crusade for Christ is all about.
Person 2: Hmm. That's kinda strange, but if you're going, I guess I'll come check it out.
by jdawg18 October 6, 2011
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Campus Bookstore

A huge ponzi scheme found on every college campus meant to harvest every last dollar from students as it can. Disguised as an honest operation, every campus bookstore sells you books it knows full well you will never use, and refuse to take them back unless for 30% of the original price, which they will resell for 70% of the original price.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to order some pizza tonight?

Guy 2: I can't, my wallet is still recovering from the trip to the campus bookstore.
by Pissedoffsophomore October 7, 2012
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campus cummies

When you arrive so fast that you sprint to the fitness centre to retrieve the purple rag and encrust it with your arrival and then save it for later to give it to your gym crush
“Hey Tyrone, I have arrived, would you like my campus cummies? I made them fresh just for you!”

“Omg thank you, it’s still warm <3”
by deanBrock September 8, 2022
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campus mumbler

The one who wanders around, aimlessly and cluelessly around campus mumbling about nothing in particular.
Did you see Gayberry, the campus mumbler today? I can never understand anything he says!
by Shnickersking13 October 12, 2023
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campus middle school

Where a bunch of young white kids go to school who arrive in a BMW, Lexus, Audi, or a Mercedes Benz these kids live in McMansions too
Hey I go to school at Campus middle school

Nice you must be rich?
by Candle lite me October 22, 2015
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Campus Police

Campus Police are mercenaries. They are hired guns.

Campus Police can arrest anyone, they can throw you jail, they have guns, detectives, K-9 Units, SWAT teams, bomb squads, pepper spray and the right to use lethal force. However, unlike the municipal police who are paid through taxes provided to the State by each and every citizen, and thus they have responsibility to protect each and every citizen (in theory); Campus Police of private universities, colleges, corporations, and other organizations are paid by those PRIVATE organizations and no one else, and thus they have no responsibility or care for the average citizen, town or state.

Campus Police only have a care and responsibility towards those who pay them, those who have oversight over them, those who can directly punish them. They have no incentive to treat others fairly who are not affiliated with the same private organization they are affiliated with, and yet these campus police officers, are afforded the same or more privileges as a publically paid police and can arrest anyone, even if someone who commits a crime not even on their property.

So, where is the internal review for this private police force for those not affiliated with the university or corporate community? Are we really to trust a privately paid police force, shielded from public oversight, to take our side and to fight for and protect our rights? No.
I took a piss in alley in Harvard Square and next thing I know I was getting arrested by the Harvard campus police even though I wasn't in Harvard! WTF?
by WritingWriter87 November 9, 2019
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