camofro

An afro hair style with leaves and twigs stuck all up in it. This hair is perfect for hiding from the police.

I know, bro, I had my camofro on.

by parfyon December 26, 2010

Camoflaugian Moment

Clothes that help you hide a little extra weight. This phrase was created by Mariah Carey!

"This shirt was for when I needed a little camoflaugian moment."
-Mariah Carey

by MariahCareySuperFan February 5, 2019

Camofraudulent

A fake person who is also undercover in some manner, whether it be a dry snitch or other title under false pretenses.

That camofraudulent lil bitc* ain't no gangster! Call him out!

by DubL D July 20, 2009

camoflauge

This is an often-accidental misspelling of the word "camouflage". I JUST learned this myself! >.<

See camouflage.

by Dave May 19, 2004

camotoe

When your super tight camouflage pants start riding up in the front ala cameltoe.

G.I. Jane was pissed when her pants shrunk in the wash and gave her the most uncomfortable camotoe with every step.

by Elastic Snapper January 15, 2008

camofag

(n) a person who participates in a branch of the military, or ROTC, who feel it is necessary to reference military, talk about military, drill practice, most of them have no idea what they are talking about and should be avoided.

Most camofags aren't actually in service, they usually are high school JROTC high school faggots who think serving in the military is cool.

John : Know who the biggest bad ass ever is?

Camofag : Yeah, its a tie between Smedley Butler, and Carlos Hathcock.

John : Who the fuck are they?

Camofag : Wow dude, read up on your military history

Another example

Camofag : My friend did the most idiotic thing today.

Sarah : What did he do?

Camofag : During drill practice while doing an about-face instead of moving his right foot back, he moved his left, he looked like an idiot!

Sarah : I don't give a shit.

by C0MMIE April 5, 2011

camooshe

Noun
An extremely dumb ass mother fucker. The new douche.

Verb
To fuck up beyond all reasoning fubar

Adj
fucked up to the max

He drove his car off a cliff. What a camooshe

Tom Brady camooshed the super bowl

That honda crx is straight up camooshe

by Jay Ferrari February 24, 2008