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The deepest level of frienzone, the catzone. You are thought of as a cat by the person who put you in the zone.
Alice catzoned that guy HARD!
by ColdVibe February 16, 2019
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buff chic calzone

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The most amazing thing ever to be invented. Made in Abington mass at brothers and I can't go a week without one
MOM GO GET ME A BUFF CHIC CALZONE NOW!!!!
by Whitechick January 9, 2014
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Calzone

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When a guy ejaculates into a girl's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes the man-goo out onto his chest, not unlike squeezing a cheese calzone.
That bitch got so mad when I came in her that she calzoned me.
by D-Lav December 10, 2007
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The Use of a Car Jack to Enlarge a Person's butthole symalteanously equipping car jacks to the victims nipples, meanwhile applying poop to ones enlarged butthole.
Hey tyrone can jimmy give you a germy stanky (german calzone)?
by dildo ronny fagginz March 5, 2009
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A pair of tits that are each shaped like a hanging calzone. They tend to look like cheese filled pouches as their name describes. Thin at the top and gradually get thicker as you progress down towards the circular portion of the breast.
Wow check out the calzone tits on that stripper!
by Erkan The Barbarian April 24, 2015
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California Calzone

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When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it
During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there
by JShay00 November 14, 2013
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When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie
by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021
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