assed up from the calves up

used to describe a woman (usually) hu has a saggy arse.

boy 1: man! that hoe sho is assed up from the calves up!

boy 2: fligga is talking crazy. mo fo has some bitchin arse. i'd sho like to slap up, slap down and slam on that!

boy 1: fo shizzle!

by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007

Pedophile Calves

One who's calves are so muscular and sexy they evoke fear into the hearts of the innocent.

Jack has Pedophile Calves and makes kendall quiver in fear.

by derpdiddyderp69 June 26, 2010

Calves of Distinction

A gastrocnemius that is so stellar that words do not justice when describing them.

After that sled push, Harold has Calves of Distinction.

by Derfynole September 30, 2018

lancaster calves

Having large, muscular calves

A lady whose calves are like WHAT

Damn, those calves are straight Lancaster calves

by chinobeans May 6, 2009

Fat Calves

The result of a life time of eating too many chicken kebabs and playing tennis. If one has fat calves they are always in denial that they have fat calves and claim that it is just muscle, resulting in asking in a rather homo-erotic way to feel the calves to show they are not fat when they are clearly visibly fat.

Predox "Had a beltin chicken kebab last night from Abdul's"
Keane "I can tell, your calves are looking fatter than usual lad"
Predox "My calves are not fat you swine! Come here, feel them, I'll prove I don't have fat calves"
Keane "No thanks"

by GF August 19, 2006

cavessa

Thicc as b*tch

“Damn did you see cavessa today”

“Yeah bro, she looked thick as f*ck!”

by Mamacitawink March 14, 2018

Flex Calves

When you've run for so much that your calves have gotten to the point where you have to wear shorts.

Matthew's calves are so big we could call them flex calves.

by Sewing Machines Australia September 11, 2018