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Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

Tit's Call

Nature's cat call. Those times life teases you with an allure, but nobody is there trying to fuck you. Oftentimes, you will have no idea where that sense of attraction is coming from, as if its the universe's invisible finger placed tenderly under your chin.
Dude 1: I really need to lay off the porn dude, I was walking through the park today and I almost felt horny from how good the cool breeze and the trees made me feel.
Dude 2: No dude, that's not weird, that's the tit's call.

The Lord's call

To fuck a christian twink that's begging for you to stop, but refusing to do so because you ( and i, and everyone on this website) know that they're faking it.
Twink: Stop! Stop! I hav-
Random Person: Pssht! No time for the Lord's call !

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.
One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."