calculator 

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.

I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!

calculator by shekel May 23, 2014

Calculator 

The object that seems to do all your homework for you.

I can't find my Calculator - oh well, i'll have to get zero then...

Calculator by <mr.lexicographer> May 30, 2017

calculator 

The most useful tool included with microsoft windows when running in scientific mode. It can be used to convert any number into a different number format. It also does maths commands quite well.

Microsoft calculator comes in handy when writing numbers in binary or hexadecimal notation.

calculator by Once I killed a gopher with a stick June 20, 2006

calculator 

Yuto

Yuto is a calculator

calculator by JOKa August 21, 2003

calculator 

a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life

oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'

calculator by john f kennerdy December 8, 2016

Calculator 

Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test

Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator

Calculator by Hugedickuser69 June 3, 2020

Calculator 

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement

Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans

Calculator by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021