Cafeteria Man

An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.

"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"

by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009

Cafetreato

A cup of coffee used as a bribe to make someone (esp. a loved one) get out of bed in the morning

A cafetreato is the only way I get to spend time with Dylan in the morning before work.

by Beaky92 May 11, 2016

Cafeteria Corpse

When someone in Among Us gets killed in the Cafeteria on either The Skeld or Mira HQ. This could also relate to anyone killed in the dropship on Polus

Souta: Why must I be killed in the cafeteria for the FIFTH TIME!!!!
John: Guess you are the local Cafeteria Corpse, Souta.

by SoutaCat October 23, 2020

cafeteria catholic

A catholic who chooses to follow the correct doctrines of the catholic church, and choosing not to follow the pretty much ridiculous ones.

Silvio feels that gay people should have the right to marry, so he is a cafeteria catholic.

by Vito Antonio December 6, 2006

Cafeteria

A term used by locals referring to the Taco Bell located on 18 East 14th Street in Greenwich Village/Union Square New York. It's called the cafeteria due to the nature of the people who frequent this location (junkies, transients, weirdos from Union Square park), and also because of it's size. You can also do pretty much anything here, sleep, lounge and even maybe eat the food.

Is there a fast food place close by?

yo, right down the way..there's a cafeteria.

A cafeteria?

Yeah they also call it Taco Bell.

by pogtastic October 27, 2011

cafeterian

A person who works in a cafeteria.

A cafeterian is a person who works in a cafeteria.

Someone ask the cafeterian what the lunch special is.

by yaoishipper123 April 19, 2018

Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food

1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)

Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.

by Just a random anonymous person November 18, 2014