Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

Caffiction

Being addicted to caffeine and coffe based drinks.

Geez, today my caffiction is not letting me do anything until I get that good caffeine in my system.

by Davoolf March 27, 2019

Caffiction

Addiction to coffee, or any caffeine product .A cripplig need for caffeine in your day.

GUY 1: Hey man, did you hand in your essay?
GUY 2:Stop talking to me, I havent have my coffe yet
GUY 1: Wow, thats a bit rude... You have a strong caffiction there buddy, you should look for help.

by Davoolf March 27, 2019

confectionery

Confectionery is the art of making confections, which are food items that are rich in sugar and carbohydrates.

Sugar in chocolate and other forms of confectionery is one of the major causes of tooth decay

crusty be like "I'll take you to the candy shop"

by sal1 January 16, 2021

Cafecito

Espresso grounded coffee beans made in a drip coffee marker or a greca (stovetop percolator). It is always a good time for one.

I feel a little tired. You know what I could use right now? A little cafecito from tia Maria.

by Events Atoms April 18, 2022

Cafécito

When you spend $700 on an android tablet to emulate a video game console you already own to get some extra frames per second on a game.

Did you really just Cafécito your Switch?

by Tenkay23 August 18, 2022

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022