Caesar

A cool ape from planet of the apes, he is the king and is the best ape

Caesar: apes together strong

by Imogen_small_fry February 5, 2026

Caesar Zeppeli

A true friend till the very end. He may be an ass to you sometimes, but it's cause your grand pappy got his grand pappy killed. Your friend suffers the same fate while fighting for you.

'It's his blood... SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA' -Joseph Joestar while crying over the final resting place of Caesar Zeppeli

by 2112timeattack November 3, 2017

Caesar's Revenge

The monstrous shit you have to take after eating a Hot 'n' Ready from Little Caesar's Pizza. It will feel like your insides are being torn out. Almost everyone who has eaten a Hot 'n' Ready has experienced this curse.

Dan: Man, you took forever in the bathroom today. You die in there?

Max: Yeah. It was a case of Caesar's Revenge.

Dan: I'll be sure to stay away for a few hours.

Max: Good call.

by idiedtoday July 13, 2010

caesar cipher

An encryption system in which the alphabet is rotated anywhere from 1-26 characters causing the word to be harder to read but solvable through simple substituion invented by Julis Caesar.

"caesar rotated" converts to:
Rotation-1: dbftbs spubufe

by Spartacus March 19, 2005

Caesar zeppeli

A gay walking salad. The jobro of part 2.

Joseph: Hey Caesar zeppeli

Caesar zeppeli: SHUT UP JOSEPH JOESTAR.

by -Aarøn- September 8, 2021

caesar salad

the act of ejaculating upon the face of a common prostitute or average day slut then throwing money at said whore causing it to stick to her face.

yo, I gave that bitch a caesar salad and that dirty hoe kept the money.

by Kevin Sparticus November 27, 2007

caesar rock

A large cross-shaped rock, used to flatten, and generally kill, someone.
Example:

Joseph Joestar: Everything's fine in th- IS THAT THE CAESAR ROCK, OH GOD MOOOO-
Lisa Lisa: Can't believe they hit him with the Caesar Rock.

Caesar: ...Ow. Hate the Caesar Rock.

by Caesar Rock July 11, 2020