cactus

Something that you say to confuse someone. Only elite people can use this word.

Cactus??

by Barry Odoms November 18, 2002

Cactus

A person of Hispanic or South American heritage who looks to be as such, but can’t speak Spanish.

That ese is a cactus; he looks Mexican, but if you talk to him in Spanish, he won’t say shit!

by CactusEse September 27, 2020

Cactus

A prickly plant that is fun to drop on people.

Ow, that cactus was dropped on me and now my head hurts.

by Jepotle/Jep March 26, 2009

Cactus

The perfect dildo.

Friend: "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough!"

Me: *Pulls out a cactus*

by Tehfuckedherrightinthepussyguy June 13, 2014

Cactus

A fucking spikey devils plant

“a cactus is a fucking spikey devils plant”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

cactus

A humourous word for 'penis'.

"...like I'm shooting a gun
quickly - til it explodes
and I'll unload - THE CACTUS"
(3rd Bass - 'The Cactus')

by eysiz November 28, 2004

cactus

Ghetto/ Hip Hop term for a white boys Penis

First introduced by 3rd Bass in the "Cactus album".
Reiterated by Ice Cube,in "tha dug out" ..."shes got alot of practice on black boys jimmys and white boys cactus"

by Justin Howard July 4, 2005