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Cigarection 

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.
"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"
Cigarection by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013
Ciaras are very amazing people, they deserve to be treated right. They care for you when you’re down and lift you up higher than they are. They are compassionate and loving and an awesome friend. They will stand with you no matter what. Don’t lose the trust of a Ciara, you’ll regret losing an amazing friend.

If you’re reading this Ciara, I love you and even if I don’t express it, thank you for staying with me all these years.
I’m surprised her name isn’t Ciara, she’s so amazing!
Ciara by Littlepansexual January 15, 2018

Laramie Cigarettes 

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.
"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"
Ciara’s are amazing people. They are so attractive, funny and loving and a guy would be so lucky to have a ciara in their lives. Ciara’s have a great sense of humor and are always around when u need them. You can always depend on a ciara. Ciara’s have a great personality and love others so much. If your are lucky enough to have a ciara in your life just know how lucky you are because they will only ever show their love to someone they truly do love so keep them close because you would be lost without a ciara.
Look at her over there her bum is huge
Omg she must be a ciara haha

Look at her amazing fashion sense

She is definitely a ciara
CIARA by Ciara Roche February 10, 2019

cigarette daydream 

A daydream that last the length of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.
I had a cigarette daydream I left this town behind.

cigarette soup 

cigarette soup is the voluntarily unknown consumption of a canned beer or soda that has previously been used as an ashtray or a spittoon for chewing tobacco. This is most likely to occur during keg parties, like minded social gatherings, and occasionally from mischievous pranksters.
While Derek was half dazed from puking in the toilet, he asked Brandon for an opened can of soda to drink. Brandon didn’t realize that he had given Derek a can of cigarette soup, until he yelled, “What the fuck?!”, before vomiting even more than ever.