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Bypass

A person that ignores something you say to them and talks about a whole new subject
eg I tripled texted Dave and he only replied to one part of the message the boy is such a bypass or.. I text her about how I feel and she started talking about food she’s such a bypass
by 01321 May 8, 2018
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Triple Bypass

A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out
I shouldn’t have eaten all of those wings last night. I accidentally gave my girl a triple bypass.
by sherwinre April 19, 2019
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Buick Bypass

When instead of moving lanes early and waiting in traffic, the driver speeds up in the terminating lane then merges at the last minute, hoping some weak soul will yield. A major source of road rage.
Don’t let him in. That bastard is trying to pull a Buick Bypass
by Red Rexford November 11, 2019
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Universal Bypass

A good way to skip those annoying ip-loggers and adlf.ly wait times.
- Oh dude you don't have Universal Bypass
- How did you know?
- 81.170.152.57
by Doctor DisDisRespect November 4, 2020
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asstric bypass

process needed to remove someones large posterior, similar to gastric bypass
That girl has got one big ghetto booty, she could use an asstric bypass
by tonyhowe May 22, 2008
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mona bypass

Uppaaaaaaaa
Upaaaaa mona bypasssssss
by Belfastbabe April 16, 2017
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Triple placebo pneumatic bypass

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.

This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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