Buttsecks?

A polite and gentle way to ask your significant other for anal sex.

Me: Buttsecks?
Betty White: Sure!

by Drop_D May 8, 2007

buttscavenger

A person who picks up cigarette butts off the ground and smokes them.

Dude! I just saw you pick that cigarette butt off the ground a smoke it. You fucking buttscavenger!

by n00bch0p February 10, 2009

peeing your buttsack

When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.

Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!

by The real mike jones November 14, 2014

Buttscratcher

1) Any device used for scratching the area between the buttocks; usually not one's own hands.
2) A very ill-mannered, gross person (who probably scratches his or her butt with his or her bare hands).
3) The sort of fart that audibly rumbles, sounding like several sounds in rapid succession as opposed to just one.

1) I keep a fork handy by my toilet, though most people don't realize it's a buttscratcher.
2) I love you Sapphire, but do you have to be such a buttscratcher?
3) Chunky peanut butter always gives me buttscratchers!

by Bahmo May 28, 2019

buttsack

A word with no true definition as a noun, but is generally used as a word to throw people off when a question is asked that the person doesn't want to answer and/or might be dangerous to answer.

Woman- "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Man- "Buttsack."
Woman- "What?"
Man- "Buttsack."
Woman- "...What were we talking about, again?"

OR

Girlfriend- "Do you love me?"
Boyfriend- "Buttsack."
Bystander- "...Did he just say 'buttsack'?!"

by 42Geek July 31, 2010

buttscoot

Commonly used by practitioners of Brazilian Jujitsu, the term buttscoot describes the act of a person sitting back facing the ground with feet flat, knees bent and palms on the ground. It is a defensive position often used by a jujitsu practitioner against a standing opponent to prevent an opponent from passing to the side or behind. In the buttscoot position, one will often used upward kicks to fend off an opponent.

Nogieura unsuccessfully used the buttscoot against Fedor.

by Andrew Tekkaman January 4, 2006

suprise buttsechs

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.

carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"

by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006