buttmeister

A buttmeister is a master of ass; specifically assholes or jackass. Anywhere you can’t use one of the usual “asses”, substitute it with buttmeister.

Only a buttmeister would leave an empty container in the fridge.

by KweenHunni-Bunz May 1, 2021

buttspensive

When you have to pay through the Ass for something

Yeah my rent is definitely buttspensive

by Badgalana June 14, 2022

Bottjenism

A Bottjen contracting botulism by eating canned goods that have been expired for 20+ years.

Damn, bro! You could have come down with a case of Bottjenism!

by _Einherjar December 23, 2023

Buttense

When someone is so tense they clench their butt.

Johnny was buttense because yesterday he played GT:NH all night instead of studying for today's math exam

Dammit, I can't fuck Jessica in her ass, she is buttense from that stupid horror movie we watched together!

by Koro6einik March 28, 2024