Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.
Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
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"Dude! I was so sweaty from rollerblading! Springtime came early and I had a buttcheek waterfall ... Yosemite-style-Yo!"
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Get the Clap Buttcheeks mug.The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.
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joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
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joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children
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joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
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