Butthole Dance

The art of manipulating one's sphinctral muscle in time to hip-hop club music, giving the appearance the "butthole" is, in fact, dancing.

"Oh, my God!" exclaimed Rupert, "That chick sure can do the Butthole dance!".

by pfc.Snowball June 29, 2008

dos buttholios

a mythical creature of mexican canadian decent known for its abnormally sized foot and distinct ballchinian resemblence, however unseen to the naked eye due to a patch of fur directly over the tail bone is the legendary feature from witch it draws its name, her second butthole is discretely placed right atop the seperation of the gluteus maximus muscular insertion (aka, buttcrack) and most notably she is known for her distinct symphonic gastric releases, as harmonic and enchanting as it is deadly, to this day there is only one known to be in captivity and has been given the human friendly name of jessica white to as not detour the curious from her splendor and overall gentle nature, in all dos buttholios is a creature to be respected, repopulated and maybe one day accepted into our comunity to live as one with a more intellegent and sophisticated mammal like us humans

did you hear that? sounds like two winds colliding, it's beautifull... wait! thats not the song of the forest, it's dos buttholios!!

by stuju666 January 26, 2011

butthole gb's

A butthole gravity bong is a device that concentrates marijuana smoke to a degree that leaves the smoker stupid high. The process begins by pouring 12 fluid ounces of water (sparkling or non-sparkling) into one's butthole, followed by shoving a water bottle with a packed ratchet bowl into the anal cavity, then begin to light the bowl and slowly pull up the water bottle. Once the water bottle is out of the anus remove cap, inhale, and enjoy :)

Mike: Wobby wanna come over for some gb's bruh?

Wobby: Nah I'm finna take butthole gb's

Mike: Aight but Faz's butthole got that loud pack tho

by Originator of the butthole gb February 21, 2014

Bumhole signal

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS

Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.

by Gregggssss April 26, 2012

Lit Butthole

Describes a state of mind in which you are heavily impaired by drugs and alcohol, sometimes referred as LBH for short. It is the last stage before Blackout

Person: how drunk are you?
You: *slurring* I'm fuckin lit butthole right now bud.

by LittButthole August 9, 2016

shrek butthole

when your butthole turns green and yells "what are you doing in my swamp"

"shut up dan! sorry its my shrek butthole again"

by mrtinkles4 January 26, 2019

burrito butthole

A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.

Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)

by Philo Sophie December 14, 2008