burnside burn

Burning a hole straight thru your pants, because you're very intently watching a short film on astroid safety.

Buzz has a Burnside Burn that happened during lunch.

by Becca 79 November 20, 2020

burnside burn

When you burn a hole in your pants while smoking.

Buzz pulled the old Burnside Burn while intensely watching an astroid safety video.

by Becca 79 November 20, 2020

Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.

1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.

by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011