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Burnsie

A "Burnsie" (pronounced burnsy) is where you throw back some hard liquor during normal business hours, enough in fact that it's all over your breath and you slur your words when you get back to the office. Those that have the cajones to pull a Burnsie are generally high up enough in the company that nothing will ever come of it. The underlings however are fully aware that a Burnsie has taken place.

Usually a Burnsie happens over a lunch with sales people.

The "Half Burnsie" which is the same lunch, less liquor and you don't slur words.
We've got a customer coming in the afternoon, WTF did you have a Burnsie?
by Arthur Shatke July 5, 2010
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Burnieskidlavich

He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.
Burnieskidlavich is a real Simon at heart.
by Pilbara 400 February 26, 2019
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Burnie Burns

Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.
Burnie Burns is one of the original founders of Rooster Teeth.
by jerkalert January 4, 2015
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Burnsick

The combination of the slang form of the word burn: to disrespect someone (to diss); to make fun of someone; typically used by a third party after a first party makes fun of a second party, with that of the slang definition of the word sick: something crazy, cool, or insane in which an individual has never seen or experienced before.

The word was originally coined by ROOTDestiny, a professional Starcraft2 gamer, referring to the disrespecting of an opponent, using tactics unfamiliar; uncommon, unseen or never experienced before by that opponent and/or viewers.
RootDestiny’s subterranean assault video was so burnsick!
by Basho June 21, 2011
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Scott Burnside

Stupid tool who does not check his facts when writing articles. Typically he makes fun of people who have far more money and far more power then he could ever think of having.
Scott Burnside claims Rick DiPietro has not won a playoff game, however a 1 minute check of his stats on NHL.com show this to be the case.
by Dickburger September 18, 2008
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burnster

A person that is a cross between a burner and a hipster.
Warlock Princess: "Oooh look at that dudes vintage outfit with the leather and bright colors. He's like half 1989 Weekend at Bernie's, half 1979 Mad Max. What a total burnster and he pulled it off! I've gotta get in a pic with him for my Instagram!"

Jeff: "Look at the chick he's with too, she's so hot! She's totally a burnster too!"

Warlock Princess: "No she's not Jeff. She's hot alright but she's just your classic burner with those fuzzy neon rainbow colored ankle warmers, tutu, leotard and that hula hoop."
by feetoid May 26, 2016
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Burnies

A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
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