The Gurley Burley is an unusual creature who performs oral sex on his teacher Mr. Copp to pass the class. Gurley Burley also fishes but is only ok at it, he has a Ford Ranger but if you say it’s fruity he’ll try to fight you but quickly back down.
by JacksonBrooklin October 30, 2018
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