An absolute weapon who bleats all day about houses, often takes people to a Friday Gun Show, and is a proper beanpole.
That fella is a proper Burches
by df32 June 06, 2014
pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.
if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.
by friend of humans November 17, 2013
1. Simultaneously burping and belching after eating way too much.
2. Perching like a serious burd at the treetop instead of using a regular branch.
3. Digging a tunnel and burrowing into a church for no reasonable reason.
4. Burning hard but still marching forward like a real trooper.
5. Searching for the source of all your burdens.
2. Perching like a serious burd at the treetop instead of using a regular branch.
3. Digging a tunnel and burrowing into a church for no reasonable reason.
4. Burning hard but still marching forward like a real trooper.
5. Searching for the source of all your burdens.
1. "I burched so hard after eating seven steaks and a bucket of rainbow salad."
2. "Look at that mad hummingbird burching at the top of that birch!"
3. "Those weird brothers burched the cathedral last night to play with the relics."
4. "My girlfriend threw a tantrum again but hey, I'm still burching on."
5. "Life is hard, my friend, but I keep burching for solutions."
2. "Look at that mad hummingbird burching at the top of that birch!"
3. "Those weird brothers burched the cathedral last night to play with the relics."
4. "My girlfriend threw a tantrum again but hey, I'm still burching on."
5. "Life is hard, my friend, but I keep burching for solutions."
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by Da big PP July 02, 2020
The pinnacle of "hottie thottie" as the kids say. A girl you'd fuck for hours, and or suck a dick just to stick your winkey in her kitchen sinkey.
by Clefable August 13, 2017