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Burches

An absolute weapon who bleats all day about houses, often takes people to a Friday Gun Show, and is a proper beanpole.
That fella is a proper Burches
by df32 June 6, 2014
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Reuben Nathaniel Burch

pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.
if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.
by friend of humans November 16, 2013
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trey burch

A very, gentle, loving, caring mommas boy who often enjoys getting the gains and is known for being very loving to their sibling and who wouldn’t want to date a Trey Burch! The sexiest man alive!
Did you see that trey burch in the hall the other day? “Yeah it was crispito day”
by Joesmith764 November 23, 2021
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Burch sisters

When you can get with not only one but two girls and they are trashy sisters.
Where were you last night? Dude I was getting with the burch sisters.
by Snakesnake February 7, 2017
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burching

1. Simultaneously burping and belching after eating way too much.
2. Perching like a serious burd at the treetop instead of using a regular branch.
3. Digging a tunnel and burrowing into a church for no reasonable reason.
4. Burning hard but still marching forward like a real trooper.
5. Searching for the source of all your burdens.
1. "I burched so hard after eating seven steaks and a bucket of rainbow salad."
2. "Look at that mad hummingbird burching at the top of that birch!"
3. "Those weird brothers burched the cathedral last night to play with the relics."
4. "My girlfriend threw a tantrum again but hey, I'm still burching on."
5. "Life is hard, my friend, but I keep burching for solutions."
by Moozard October 13, 2024
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burche

I ate some "Olive Garden" to much oil in the food gives me the burche.
by Some dude from Iowa October 17, 2010
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michael burch

An amazing man, with arms the size of small children's heads. One who is so handsome, that women become wet instantly upon seeing him.
Hey girl! You see Michael Burch over there? He's making me so wet.
by YouKnowITellTheTruth June 16, 2018
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