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Bunky is a terrifying local legend native to the Falls church VA area. Bunky is the most ill tempered, manic creature tha you can imagine. Legend says Bunky haunts the halls of the court of Chummley. Having a rather simian look while also sharing that of a bat, Bunky received this name. Bunky can hear through walls, is very sensitive to noises unless they sound similar to the piercing noise Bunky creates. This sounds like "BING" also sensitive to bright lights...Bunky is fond of baking cakes but a passerby should take care and tread lightly if at all....Beware of the Bunky.
Stop laughing, we don't want Bunky to hear us!

BING! "oh , gods what's that?"......Bing! "Run, it is Bunky!"
Bunky by Quasimodo-hayell69 July 3, 2023
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A bunk or bunky is a fem queen or trans woman who only passes soley because she’s fat. They only have softer and feminine features because of their weight.
Clocky bitch: Miss thing, you know she a bunky right?

Random girl: She’s a what?

Clocky bitch: She only passes because she’s fat as hell, but under all that fat is a brick no shade

Random girl: Oh hunnie—clock it
bunky by paytasfan10 April 21, 2025

Bunky Dunky 

Another shitty meme similar to Nutty Gutty
Tom: Hey what the hell is Bunky Dunky
Phil: *Already dead*
Bunky Dunky by Broskyguy June 20, 2019

Bunky poot panties 

When a woman fills her panties with a Mother Load of crap ,then sits on it, either on accident or on purpose to excite her lover(s).
Man, last night my wife got caught in traffic and had bunky poot panties. They were sagging with crap and dark brown.
She shook her butt in my face to try to turn me on for a quicky.

Bunky Nuts 

the point at which time while urinating the smell of your balls is clearly palpable
Storm: man when i just took a piss....
Dave:What fuckin' bunky nuts fool?
Bunky Nuts by Dave and storm March 4, 2009

bunky noodle

someone who hits there head alot , is fun/ funnny, alittle slow but knows what there talking about. Other thing they mite be are sexy, triky, shy, sneaky, meets the hot guys but dose not know what to do, there also very tall.
"She's going out with him, but shes a " bunky noodle "
"
bunky noodle by bunky noodle February 2, 2009

Bunky Boo 

The affectionate name given to people that a old man in New Orleans. Usually used as a pet name. Or in more extreme cases as a insult.
"Hey Bunky Boo, will you get that hammer for me?" "Dammit Bunky Boo! Why'd you eat my last sandwich?"
Bunky Boo by The LV Giant February 29, 2008