bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".

he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger

by Bonkering December 2, 2014

buffering

The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.

(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)

DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...

by Appelby October 20, 2009

Bonkering Mad

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.

Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

by GODSLEFTHAND May 14, 2014

Bingering the witness

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.

Objection your honor, bingering the witness.

by mikkedj November 12, 2021

Spunk Bunking

When you repeatedly cum in someone else's bed and don't clean it up then wait for them to get in it

"bro did you just give me a spunk bunking?"

"aye"

"yum"

by Big Chazza November 4, 2020

bonering

the period of time starting when you first realize you're excited and ending when you have a complete erection

I started bonering when Julia gave me that backrub at work this morning.

by BBoyStance23 September 3, 2010

Barkering

barker

2. The doorman at a strip club who gets you into the club without telling you the real price of the drinks. Or a person that hypes you into a deal without disclosing the true cost of entry.

That bourbon street barker got me into the club, and his barkering cost me big time. He's a barker convincing me it would cost $20, but once he got me inside it cost me $100.

by Legallywasted December 14, 2013