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Bundies

(n) Irregular underwear, found loose in a bin. Usually discovered at a dirt mall, flea market, or other discount venue.

Note 1: Irregularities are generated through factory mistakes in mass-production.

Note 2: In most cases, people find that in spite of the substantial discount, the low cost of bundies is not worth the trade. Due to a lack of packaging, you do not know where bundies have been. In addition, most irregularities make bundies so uncomfortable they are functionally useless.
While rummaging through a big crate of bundies, I found a pair of tighty whities with one leg hole too big, and one leg hole too small, but that was nothing compared to the boxer shorts with a collar.
by bundies February 27, 2010
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The Bundy

It is the masturbation method made famous by Al Bundy.
"I did the bundy lastnight because my girl friend wouldnt give me the shag."
by Da G Man Funk June 29, 2008
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Bundy

A crack head that can’t pronounce simple Spanish
Bundy: YOUSNAVI, CARNIVAL, ALBANZA, PEARAPPLESEGWAY
Kid: *literally fucking dies*
by SomeDude73737 April 20, 2019
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BUNDY

Is an acronym for "But unfortunately not dead yet" Usually prefixed with FUBAR.
Dude 1:"His company got hit with several mortars."
Dude 2:"Damn, what's their condition?"
Dude 1:"FUBAR BUNDY"
by Dimitrii Michhailovich March 31, 2011
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Bundy

Verb - Buhn-Dee To thumb yourself in the ass. Repeatedly.
Christian Andrew Bundy did the bundy last night.
by Brittany Atkinson December 11, 2011
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BUNDY

A person that loves bags of dicks. He likely has a small penis. Usually, he has a dicky-doo but it appears to be a FUPA because it is so small. He thinks he knows everything but is usually just confused. A person who loves nascar but only gay drivers like Jeff Gordon. Also, a false injury.
Ira: What is wrong with that Soldier?

Levi: Yea it looks like he has a FUPA and is limping.

Frank: Yea he is just another regular Bundy.
by pawpaw84 August 15, 2010
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Bundy

1) Any male, that seems like he is going to kill you and stuff you in a VW Bug. This guy is charming, good-looking, sharp, and has eyes that are empty and soulless. He is a serial killer....or just a little bit stalky.

2) Named for Ted Bundy, he is the reason you became a dog person. He waits patiently, picking the right moment to victimize you. He's the boogie-man.
-I wanted to go out tonight, but there was a bundy outside. I'm staying in to protect my special parts.
-He was a bundy. He gave me goosebumps. Don't go anywhere alone. There are bundys out there.
by Acire.siem909 July 27, 2014
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