A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.
Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.
by Coell June 13, 2006
Get the busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond mug.When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."
While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.
by crazy b February 11, 2005
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by Lindsey April 21, 2003
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Get the Bumpy Ice Dragon mug.When you bury the lede, you are putting the most important/interesting information at the end of your story instead starting off with it.
This term is often used in journalism when a journalist places the newsworthy part of the story after the minor or irrelevant details.
Burying the lede can also be used for comedic effect, especially if it's in "rule of three" format.
This term is often used in journalism when a journalist places the newsworthy part of the story after the minor or irrelevant details.
Burying the lede can also be used for comedic effect, especially if it's in "rule of three" format.
Example of bury the lede:
Melissa: God, yesterday was the worst!
Austin: Why? What happened?
Melissa: I broke my custom controller, stepped in shit, and ripped my new t-shirt!
Austin: That sucks, dude.
Melissa: Oh, and my dad got hit by a semi truck that spun out of control after swerving to avoid a stampede of rabid tigers that escaped from someone's house.
Austin: Uhh, talk about burying the lede.
Melissa: God, yesterday was the worst!
Austin: Why? What happened?
Melissa: I broke my custom controller, stepped in shit, and ripped my new t-shirt!
Austin: That sucks, dude.
Melissa: Oh, and my dad got hit by a semi truck that spun out of control after swerving to avoid a stampede of rabid tigers that escaped from someone's house.
Austin: Uhh, talk about burying the lede.
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by hawaiianstile August 12, 2010
Get the bumbye mug.The act of taking one's thumb, sticking it out, and then jamming said thumb up one's ass. For those times when fuck off just doesn't get the message across.
Person 1: Blah blah boring personal anecdote blah blah...
Person 2: How about instead of telling your shitty story, you go bury one?
Person 1:(sulks off to go stick their thumb up their ass)
Person 2: How about instead of telling your shitty story, you go bury one?
Person 1:(sulks off to go stick their thumb up their ass)
by GeeUNot October 19, 2009
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