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Bumper

To "bumper" refers to the act of collecting food left over by others after a meal in a restaurant (total strangers) and eating it yourself, without concern for potential infection. You do it after they've left but before the bus boy has cleaned up the table.
People have various "bumper lines," i.e., limits to which types of food or drink they're willing to bumper.
True "bumpering" is done regardless of whether the bumperer has money or is hungry. It's a principle-based practice to avoid wasting food. But hunger or poverty can also be major motivators.
"Dude, that couple's leaving behind a whole plate of fries!"
"Go bumper it bro!"

"Hey man, check out this sandwich I got."
"Is that a double burger with only one bite taken out?"
"Yea!"
"Oh man, what an excellent bumper."

"You want some of this soda I bumpered?"
"No man, drinks are past my bumper lines."
by brotherofthechamp September 3, 2009
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Bumper

1) Noun: A homosexual man. Alternatively, a man you know to be heterosexual who will be upset at any more explicit slurs on his sexuality.

2) Adjective: Having effeminate or ineffectual qualities.

Derived from a truncation of "Bum-Humper"
1) "Is that guy a bumper or what?"

2) "That's another bumper hit from Craig David!"
by Stooo March 18, 2003
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bumper

All the bumpers are skiing over on Outer Limits.
by jnando February 10, 2006
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Bumper

A word used as a synonym for cool, fun, awesome, amazing, etc.
Person 1: Dude listen to this new song

Person 2: Bro that sh*t is pretty bumper
by Leopard420 October 2, 2019
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Bumper

Can I get a bumper
by King Chilie September 28, 2015
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bumper

It meens if one of your friends decide other plans without you knowing and dont bother telling u. or where they choose other people over you
jus say u and ur group of mates always did stuff together, then there was a party comin up and 1 of them new but didnt tell ne 1 and went himself that is a bumper
by dale maddocks January 6, 2005
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Belly Bumper

A belly bumper is a person who is unmotivated, lazy and/or lacks any sense of completion. A person who possesses this type of behavior can partake in said belly bumping activities.

A belly bump is also the clear act of two belly bumpers uniting!
That guy just belly bumped his way through work today!

Did you see those guys have an old fashioned belly bump.

He’s nothing but a belly bumper.
by Mowing Money January 3, 2020
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