by Bluey.is.amazing November 13, 2022
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A girl who obsesses over peaky blinders and writes wattpad storys, also if she were famous would in no doubt get cancelled.
by that’sasecretillnevertell August 18, 2021
Get the Lola Burley mug.A made-up term that is commonly used as an attention test or honesty test of some sort. It is used to see if people will lie or tell the truth when faced with a question they’re unsure about. The hope is that people will be truthful, but sometimes, for whatever reason, sometimes they aren’t.
Are you familiar with the Crispin-Buxley Phenomenon? ...Yes? ...Well then, I guess you're a liar then.
by Harked July 21, 2023
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The epitome of selfishness and self indulgence.
The epitome of selfishness and self indulgence.
by Muscat JP December 11, 2020
Get the A Kay Burley mug.Someone who walks around the town all cunting day and going into the same shop and fucking moaning about shit all the time. Buys shit DVDs and walks around with a empty laptop bag. Spesh
Seen that burley again, the cunt he's always walking round with the laptop bag the homeless looking fat tosser
by Frosty jacks sloppy mouth August 21, 2016
Get the Burley mug.1) A fictional illness referenced in the Weebl and Bob toons.
Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.
2) An insult derived from the above definition.
Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.
2) An insult derived from the above definition.
1) "Sam got punched in the face last night - he looks like he caught the Bumeyes!"
2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"
2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"
by ME January 7, 2008
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