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Bullshitism 

When anything happens, reminds you of the word "bullshit"...
Tracher: paraphrase this...
Student A: bluh bluh bluhing bluh... (although a good answer)
Student B: (whispering) bullshit...
Teacher: That was buuuullshiiiit
Student B raising his hand: bullshitism gentlemen, Its called bullshitism

Teacher: ...!
(Even you reading this may simply say: bullshit!)
Bullshitism by VjForever May 13, 2016
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bullshivism 

Yo can i borrow 5 bucks?
Friends dont let friends borrow.

bullshivism
bullshivism by Jelloisgood December 23, 2004

Bullshavick

1) A group of related or linked sequential statements or claims which are based on nonsense, lies, or exaggeration.

2) A group of related bullshit
"It's all bullshavick"

"Telling the story in that way will eventually lead to bullshavick"

"Bullshavick!"
Bullshavick by AlanJ March 14, 2009

Bullshitious 

Bullshit but making it sound fancy.
"Did you hear that Justin got a girlfriend?"
"No, that is bullshitious!"
Bullshitious by Slim Chaddy December 8, 2013

Bullshitism 

The philosophy that everything is bullshit. As such, nothing should be considered true, and trying to be truthful is purposeless. It was created who knows when, by who knows who.
The bolsheviks had no words to say to the bullshitiks, who would only see anything they said as false. This is because the bullshitiks actively practiced bullshitism. Which in turn resulted in massive bullshittery.
Bullshitism by Bullshitik#1 November 14, 2020

bullshitium 

A fake element in the periodic table of elements, used instead of "bullshit" when a science teacher is nearby, so if they hear, one could say they were referring to a new element: bullshitium
Bob: this is bullshitium
Teacher: Bob did u just swear
Bob: no miss i was talking abt the new element i will discover one day: bullshitium!
bullshitium by EmoLife October 27, 2016

Bullshitist 

Someone who praise bullshit and the god Bullshiticus
"Damn, John says so much bullshit, he must be a bullshitist"
Bullshitist by Andrefrf November 15, 2014