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bullshitsu

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A word used to describe a form any martial art or other self defence system which may look flashy or effective, but misses out core self defence skills or otherwise ineffectively prepares students for a live situation.

A more expletive version of the word 'bullshido'

The 'su' prefix comes in reference to the ending of the word jujitsu, making the inference that 'bullshitsu' is a system that can be studied at poor quality dojos.
Namby-pamby, flowery karate styles are mostly a pile of bullshitsu. Except for Geoff Thompson.

Thai boxing and submission fighting are definitely not bullshitsu
by stiles222 May 16, 2010
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I thought it was bullshit but then realized it was worse it was Bullshiteous!
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bullshitemia

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Having bullshit flowing in through your veins, i.e. being full of shit.

A combination of the words "bullshit" and "emia" (medical term regarding a condition of the blood).
She's suffering from a bad case of bullshitemia.

He's been diagnosed with bullshitemia.
by Nightwolfe January 6, 2012
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Bullshitious

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Bullshit but making it sound fancy.
"Did you hear that Justin got a girlfriend?"
"No, that is bullshitious!"
by Slim Chaddy December 8, 2013
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bulshitus

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The inflammation of one's fabricated lies to build one's own ego.
Donna's lies to get herself out of work have grown to the level of a bulshitus infection.
by Editor7 September 19, 2017
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bullshitery

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When something is so bullshit you call it bullshitery
"The fact I didnt get drafted for World War III is so bullshitery"
by BigBlackBasketBallPlayers February 27, 2023
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Bullshitism

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The philosophy that everything is bullshit. As such, nothing should be considered true, and trying to be truthful is purposeless. It was created who knows when, by who knows who.
The bolsheviks had no words to say to the bullshitiks, who would only see anything they said as false. This is because the bullshitiks actively practiced bullshitism. Which in turn resulted in massive bullshittery.
by Bullshitik#1 November 14, 2020
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