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Like a cock-a-thon but with more variety.
Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.
by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016
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Buffetalo

Pronounced buff-ay-uh-lo
A grey-ish, uniformly textured "meat" found in most all-you-can-eat buffets. It is harvested from a genetically engineered animal with a cubic shape and little to no internal structure. It was created purely to decrease costs and its shape allows for efficient stacking. In order to increase "meat", scientists included no bones or organs in its structure. To account for this, the flesh is stiff enough to keep the animal's shape. As a result, all buffetalo has the texture of half processed rubber and the taste of an over salted slug.

Created by:
Lance-a-lot and Justinian the Wrong
1.
Guy1: "This steak is super tough!"
Guy2: "That's not steak, that's buffetalo."
Guy1: "Ugh... No wonder it tastes like that."

2.
Son: "Hey, have you tried the buffetalo? Its really good tonight!"
Dad: "Wow, you're right! It almost tastes like food!"

3.
At Housecity buffet:
Worker1: "We're almost out of buffetalo over here."
Worker2: "It's fine; I think we have some stacked up in the back."
Worker2: "Great!"
by Justinian the Wrong April 28, 2013
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BuffEZ

BuffEZ is a famous youtuber who makes funny content.
-oh you know BuffEZ uploaded a new video
-Aight i'mma watch it
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Boner Buffer

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.
Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.
by LGUNNER October 31, 2009
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Buffet Slayer

An individual who consumes, nay attacks, a buffet with the vigorous and unrelenting nature of someone fighting for their very life.

Leaving the table(s) both empty as well as damaged, these people leave nothing but napkins in their wake and chill the soul of restauranters who offer 'all you can eat'.
Thomas: "Holy Spaghetti Monster, that person must be hungry! Look at her pile up her plate!"

Mr Sweden: "Oh yes, she's a true Buffet Slayer"

Thomas: *shrieks in fear*

Mr Sweden: *urinates self whilst frantically brushing crumbs from jumper*
by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011
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Buffett bandit

anybody who attemps,(and suceeds sometimes) to take "all-u-can eat" food outside of the restaurant, so they can eat it later on.
Manager: "Hey, what do you think your doing?"

Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"

Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"
by truckintim87 April 3, 2009
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Buffer Guest

A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.
I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them
by violentfemme May 2, 2009
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