hey bruskii how are you
by THE-BOWSS October 6, 2011
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A broskie fabricates exploits with women in order to fit in, ironically unaware that, in reality, his fellows are equally unsuccessful with women.
Broskie packs often employ a 'bro-hoe', typically the Alpha broskie's girlfriend, through which the others can vicariously experience relationships.
Broskies tend to overdress and cultivate immaculate 'GAP model' beards or, failing that, make prodigious use of hair product in order to get that devil-may-care yuppie look.
As their main drive is gaining acceptance, they constantly seek to impress the Alpha . Being sexually insecure, broskies will always avoid questions regarding their homoerotic clique structure.
A broskie fabricates exploits with women in order to fit in, ironically unaware that, in reality, his fellows are equally unsuccessful with women.
Broskie packs often employ a 'bro-hoe', typically the Alpha broskie's girlfriend, through which the others can vicariously experience relationships.
Broskies tend to overdress and cultivate immaculate 'GAP model' beards or, failing that, make prodigious use of hair product in order to get that devil-may-care yuppie look.
As their main drive is gaining acceptance, they constantly seek to impress the Alpha . Being sexually insecure, broskies will always avoid questions regarding their homoerotic clique structure.
"Whoah, it must be 'Salmon-color Shirt Day' for the Broskies"
"Uh oh, looks like the Alpha Broskie forgot to take his No-Xplod this morning!"
"Looks like the broskies brought their bro-hoe along for lunch / the bar / the club"
"Uh oh, looks like the Alpha Broskie forgot to take his No-Xplod this morning!"
"Looks like the broskies brought their bro-hoe along for lunch / the bar / the club"
by WizardPickle September 29, 2009
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Brunkie smoke da mad shit, don't mess wit Brunkie he fuck you up dawg. Brunkie Chill in da Hood (Hull). He is da mad playa and he come to yo house and mess you up
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Yo it Brunkie
Brunkie in da House!
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Brunkie smoke da mad shit
Yo it Brunkie
Brunkie in da House!
Shit Dawg, it's Brunkie
by Mike m January 4, 2004
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Get the BROSKIEBIES mug.by Stan Dolinsky January 29, 2004
Get the brumskie mug.A group of 3 or more Ass holes who think they are bros. Do everything just to be cool, and are fucking pricks to girls, yet people like them.
Broskie 1: Lets rage boii
Broskie 2: Fuck yeah! But first lets tell that girl shes a whore so she'll suck us.
Broskie 1 & 3: Yee!
Broskie 2: Fuck yeah! But first lets tell that girl shes a whore so she'll suck us.
Broskie 1 & 3: Yee!
by SeanCallow December 20, 2010
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