a Briskey is a person who is awesome at everything and knows it. they are in many ways almost perfect. everyone wants to be a briskey but not every one is. the best thing u can do is hang around one. they have this ora around them that makes you happy and laugh when ever you are around them. they are AWESOME
(1)"you're pretty awesome, are you a briskey?
(2) "that person seems so perfect. i bet he's a briskey."
(2) "that person seems so perfect. i bet he's a briskey."
by Marcuz Sanchez November 28, 2009
Get the briskey mug.A character on SNL during the early ninties that seems to have quite a Legend. Participants in the sketch usually consist of Alec Baldwin, Tim Meadows and Will Ferrell.
The skit takes place in a bar/a funeral/etc where we find three or four drunk guys (known now as the 'Brasky Bunch') yelling and screaming about all the times they've had with Bill Brasky
The skit takes place in a bar/a funeral/etc where we find three or four drunk guys (known now as the 'Brasky Bunch') yelling and screaming about all the times they've had with Bill Brasky
1)Bill Brasky once breast fed a flamingo back to perfect health!
2) "One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
3)"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."
2) "One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
3)"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."
by Donahue2 June 7, 2005
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the glove compartment handle of a car; also, slang for the newest item to personalize, as celebrities have started to decorate their bruskinkles with gems and precious metals.
Person A: I rollin' on dubs, ghost-rided the whip; what next, homes?
Person B: Yo, pimp the shit out of yo' bruskinkle.
Person B: Yo, pimp the shit out of yo' bruskinkle.
by Busta4651 September 25, 2007
Get the bruskinkle mug.Toilet Brisket - Is one who shits a massive amount in the bathtroom toilet, and is usually accompanied with loud farts and kicking of the legs.
1. After eatting a hearty filling brunch my sister went into the ladys room to make some "Toilet Brisket".
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.
by JustinCredible H January 19, 2013
Get the Toilet Brisket mug.Fictional character from an old SNL skit featuring Will Ferrell, Alec Baldwin, John Goodman and Tim Meadows in rotation. The plot revolves around these men sitting at a bar (or other location), blind drunk, talking and reminiscing about a man named Bill Brasky. The conversation tends to highlight his sexual conquests, superhuman abilities, blasphemous exploits and disregard for human life. The skits themselves tend to follow a basic order: one man asks if the group has heard about the time Bill Brasky (did something), and another man blurts out a socially crippling confession, which is mentally discarded by the drunken group, and the story continues. Another basic component is the female passerby, who asks the men to stop being so loud, and is answered by sexist comments from the bunch. In the end, Brasky himself appears, in a forced-angle shot from his shoulder, making him truly appear ten feet tall. In recent years, similar jokes have been created about Chuck Norris and his ass-kicking potential--some have even been pulled directly from copyrighted Bill Brasky material. Also, the original videos of the skits have been increasingly hard to find but much sought after by fans of the show.
"Say, did i tell you about the time Bill Brasky went hunting?"
"I masturbate to the Teletubbies."
(long pause)
"Anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down and kill all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills each one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagle."
"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"I masturbate to the Teletubbies."
(long pause)
"Anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down and kill all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills each one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagle."
"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
by Thrush May 2, 2006
Get the Bill Brasky mug.a fighting style which involves the use of at least one blunt object, such as a pipe or cane. a sequence of head shot - body shot - head shot is frequently used.
"yo, some fools tried to jack me last night but me and Lean Eddie fucked thme up brisket-style with my pimp cane"
by Charles Sumner January 22, 2009
Get the Brisket-style mug.I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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