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Brokedick

Refers to a person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally due to a general lack of self awareness and common sense.

This term may also be used as common greeting among friends.

Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob staring. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob stares. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedick mother fuckers been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
by Steelman7 July 11, 2010
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Brooked

The act of letting someone into your house so they can sexually assault you.
kyler: I brooked taylor last night
John: kyler you creepy bastard
by Addi Travis January 2, 2012
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Brokeded

When something is in-between the stages of being glitchy and and fully broken it is brokeded

Pronunciation: broke-ed-id
Example 1
Boy 1: Hey, you should get your computer fixed, it's completely dead man.
Boy 2: Nah, it's just a bit brokeded, I can still get some good use out of it.

Example 2
Boy 1: How long have you had that Nokia Brick now?
Boy 2: About 6 years, and it's not even slightly brokeded!
by Told.you.so.pearl September 15, 2012
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Brooked

To not text somebody back who likes you and is trying to text you; To not engage in conversation with somebody who is trying to communicate with you.
Yeah she fuckin' brooked me....

I just brooked that guy, he was creepy.
by Bobjamesya February 6, 2014
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Brooked

She brooked the entire beer pong table
by Donkey puncherelli May 28, 2017
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brokedroid

Tim: YEE YEE TYAA YAA I BOUGHT LE DROID
CHAD: SHIT IY POORMSN BROKEDROID GETTA JOB
by DellavedovaG.O.A.T. May 13, 2021
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Brokedick Ghetto

You grew up conservative white region but you act and talk like you're a gang member in a big city, including bad tattoos, only having muscles because you're scrawny, bumpin in your momma minivan to Nelly because he's hard. Uses phrases like nah homie ma's got pizza bagels in the freez. And freestyles constantly but you can't understand not bc it's fast but because they are retarded mumbles with limited vocabulary. Nah mean
Joey walked up in the worst brokedick Ghetto fashions imagineble.

Credit. Justin P.
by Thepsychone October 31, 2022
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