brownsuasion

Persuasion among people that certain brown-eyed people are evil or arrogant just because they have brown eyes.

Jack: I'm afraid to talk to him cause he has brown eyes.

John: Oh c'mon, thats just your own silly brownsuasion.

by street77 March 27, 2009

brownstoner

One who finds recreation in shitting his pants while high.

Billy had both run out of money and clean pants due to his life as a brownstoner.

by jaketheblacksnake August 22, 2011

Take the Browns to the SuperBowl

To take a shit, where the shit is Browns and the toliet is the SuperBowl.

Also funny because for many years the Browns have played like shit.

See also Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl

Be right back guys, I gotta take the Browns to the SuperBowl.

by TheLievense May 23, 2006

chuck a browneye

Australian, colloq, slang, drop trousers and underwear, bend, spread arse cheeks, and flash anus;
( similar to U.S. ' mooning ' )

Merv chucked a browneye at the footie game.

by herbie August 25, 2004

Taking the browns to the bowl game

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.

Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.

by Handballs April 12, 2009

Browns Jail

Located inside of Firstenergy Stadium in Cleveland Ohio. Browns Jail is known as the most infamous prison in the world due to it's grueling conditions and the type of inmates typically admitted. Violent drunks that can't behave themselves while watching the Cleveland Browns can find themselves getting dragged to this jail by security. There's no food, beer or cigarettes allowed inside. Inmates are left with nothing but their thoughts and love for the Cleveland Browns.

"Dude, I can't believe John threw his warm beer at Hue Jackson. I'm going to pray for that man because we might never see him again if he's sent to Browns Jail."

by CoolManHungryMan November 13, 2018

brownstoned

Getting invited to a dinner party at a well-connected person's house and waking up groggy in bed with a naked underaged girl (or boy) for blackmailing purposes.

Jeeves was a political maverick as a junior congressman until he was brownstoned early in his term.

by Mister Brownstoned November 1, 2019