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slam-dancing with mr. brownstone

guns n roses slang for doing heroin

...HEROIN SHOOTAGE BIOTCH
"hey, where have you been?"
"slam-dancing with mr. brownstone in the 7/8 bathroom"
"yeeah man! damn, share the goods i need a fix"
by geebongee June 21, 2006
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brownstone

A dark variety of sandstone, much used for building purposes.
A row house built of brownstone; reddish brown in color.
A reddish brown sandstone; used in buildings.
He was in the West Nineties, a long block of brownstone rooming houses.
(William S. Burroughs, 'The Junky's Christmas')
by darkmonkey May 11, 2006
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Brownsplaining

Any South Asian trying to explain to another South Asian a fundamental term/concept which they already know, but Person #1 mistakenly assumes that they aren't aware of.
This FOB totally tried Brownsplaining me what a Rasgulla is, assuming I'm not Desi because of my name after I posted a picture on Twitter of what I'd served a friend for dessert. He actually said, "That's not rosgulla for sure. Rosagullas are white little balls dripped in sugar syrup" like I had no idea what they were.
by MonsoonPuma October 8, 2019
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Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja

A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja
by The_funbags March 1, 2010
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James brown stain

happens as an unexpected skid mark in your gutchies from screaming soul music, you may not even realize it has happened until later.
I think I just made a james brown stain after karaoking sex machine.
by anakinandanita June 27, 2008
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Brownstown Buttprint

When you bang a chick on your boss's glass-top desk, leaving an obvious buttprint.
One year at the Christmas party, somebody gave the vice-president a Brownstown Buttprint.
by JohnnyBunch January 6, 2009
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Brownstick Fakeout

The art of luring another man into the bathroom with the promise of anal sex. When the man lured into the bathroom lowers his underpants, the other man kicks him into a stall or urinal if desired.
That mans head was all soaking wet. Someone must have given him the Brownstick Fakeout.
by Dropdasoap November 20, 2009
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