Brotection

Protection from your bros when bitches be hatin'

"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"

by c-dome April 27, 2009

white protective layer

The layer of build up that forms on your teeth after not brushing them for an extended period of time that protects your teeth from such things as plaque, coffee stains, and kisses from the oppisite sex.

The white protective layer on Matt's teeth is pretty nasty.

by Jesse He September 11, 2006

obsessive protective disorder

A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.

A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=

by Bret Holmes August 3, 2007

protective

Something guys often are over their girlfriends. They often lose their girlfriends in 3-7 days because their annoying.

"Hey how's your girlfriend man?"
"YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING HER, HAVEN'T YOU?"
"God, don't be so fucking protective!"

by thejamdude January 5, 2006

Brotection

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.

Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.

by Emasdiez November 20, 2009

Protective Technician

A hockey player, usually of limited skill, who is tough as nails and willing to do whatever is required of him.
Main jobs are preventing opposing players from taking liberties with his more skilled teammates and giving his team a boost with a well timed donnybrook.

Dave Brown was an ankle skater, yet the greatest protective technician ever to play in the NHL, let alone for the Philadelphia Flyers.

by Robsy21 December 22, 2008

Broxecutive

An Executive Bro (or all of the above) is a person in a C-Level position, typically within a start-up, who has not reached the level of maturity of a typical executive or has slipped through the cracks of the natural progression of a typical person in power due to his personal associations with those in power (e.g. childhood friends with the CEO). This person, due to his immaturity, unawarely abuses his power to make big executive decisions. The executive attempts to use his power for the good of the company, but as a result undermines the people around him. This in turn creates people who are forced to pretend to like the Executive Bro, in a vicious circle of perpetual pitching of poor thought out/stolen ideas, but all being too afraid to call the Executive Bro out on his complete incompetence.

The Executive Bro also seeks out other Executive Bros to add to his false notion of credibility and hides behind the guise of a cool, enthusiastic "thought leader".

Broxecutive was in the bathroom and invited me to his penthouse to talk about his new plan for the company. I couldn't say no because he owns me.

by Esunshine246 August 29, 2017