Charles Bronson

Arguably the manliest man of the twentieth century. Born Charles Dennis Buchinsky to Lithuanian immigrants, Badass Mutha Charlie Bronson was one of fifteen children. He grew up in poverty in a mining community in Pennsylvania, mining coal to help support his family after his father died when he was 10; he earned $1 for each ton he mined. He was so poor that he had to wear his sister's clothes to school one time, but like a real man, he didn't cry about it, and all that did was piss him off more, so Charles started taking even more dangerous jobs to make more money to help his family. In 1943, he joined the U.S. Army Air Corps as a tailgunner and probably had like a million confirmed kills. After World War II, Bronson decided to pursue acting so he could make lots of money, making some of the all-time manliest films such as The Great Escape, The Dirty Dozen, and Once Upon a Time in the West. He also spanked some kids for talking shit about their parents in The Magnificent Seven, something which probably makes those people who think spanking is "wrong" get all their panties in a wad. In 1953, he changed his name to Bronson because that ass Joseph McCarthy was blacklisting everybody with Slavic last names. While on the set of The Great Escape, Bronson told actor David McCallum: "I'm going to marry your wife." Then he married McCallum's wife two years later. Bronson did many other awesome things in his life until his death in 2003. Frankly, you are no match for the manliness that was Badass Mutha Charlie Bronson.

Charles Bronson makes everyone else look gay by comparison.

by Paco Belmondo August 30, 2008

Dirty Bronson

The act of releasing fecal matter from the anus into a gym sock and beating a defenceless person with it.

Ross: So did you and Cath have a fight Dan?
Dan: Yeah, I beat her with my tube sock.
Ross: Oh the old Dirty Bronson!

by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

Bromsky

When you put your face between a pair of DD's and say bromsky (shaking your face back and forth.)

He went up to Jenn and did a bromsky to her boobies!

by Willis I Am Me September 16, 2005

Bronsexual

Any Individual that dickrides or is a bandwagon fan of Lebron James. They will make outrageous claims that Lebron is the best player of all time without proper proof or evidence. Most times they can’t even uplift Lebron without downplaying another player. They also tend to make excuses for ALL of Lebrons shortcomings they will even go as far say “you don’t know basketball” if you don’t agree that Lebron is the best.

“If Lebron won some more rings he will be better than Jordan no debate”
“But if Jordan has more rings wouldn’t he be better?”
“Idk man Bron faced some tough competition”
“You’re for sure a Bronsexual”

by H.Benson June 19, 2018

Broesamle

A Broesamle is a person who is little crazy most of the time but knows when to shut up. People will trash talk him/her because of jealousy and talk behind their back. They are very pretty even though they dont agree and they're very talented.

Shes a Broesamle.

by dmitchell54 January 23, 2011

Brapse

When you mix up the bags and give people the wrong drugs

I asked for a line of coke and ended up in a khole the size of Texas. Brapse'd again!

by phonx January 2, 2022

Boom Broasted

The act of giving someone a good compliment, opposite of Michael Scott's famous 'Boom Roasted', this is to spread happiness.

Guy 1: Hey, you're makin' my dreams come true.

Guy 2: Thanks! Boom Broasted!

Guy 1: Boom Broasted!

by Shlomo400 September 16, 2011