Mr.Boofington

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

bloof toof

Ebonics for blue tooth.

Dat nigga got bloof toof technology!

by Pedro2010 September 7, 2007

boofart

A fart that sneaks up on you.

"Stern just had a boofart, it came out of no where!"

by EaglesDawgs August 16, 2009

bloofer

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

Boofdad

A middle-aged man with flatulence.

Derived from the word 'Boof' being slang for fart.

"Did Bob just fart again?? What a Boofdad!"

by noodles. October 30, 2020

Boof it

The act of consuming drugs through the sticking of said drugs up the anus and into the rectum to allow for better absorption of the substance.

"BOOF IT"

Prior to sticking heroin up his ass, John exclaimed, "I'm going to boof this H right here."

by An Absolute Retard April 19, 2017

Broofie

Instead of spiking a women's drink with a date rape drug, you spike it with Plan B.

Sarah: Hey are you wearing a condom?

Colin: Ummm No... but were good.

.....Later the next day......

Josh: Hey Colin I heard you raw dogged Sarah last night, aren't you worried you got her preggos??

Colin: No man I Broofied her at the bar before I took her home.

Josh: Well played sir...

by Chris Waltham August 10, 2012