Broadbanned

Adj.
Used to describe someone who's internet access has been prohibited as a punishment.

Can also be used as a verb.
Broadban,
Broadbans,
Broadbanned.

"Dude, go on MSN tonight! I found an awesome video on YouTube!"
"Sorry man, I'm broadbanned."

"That was well funny when your mum broadbanned you because she caught you looking at porn."

by MaybeLater_x December 21, 2007

Broadbondage

Having a bondage sex activity with oneself whilst browsing kinky porn.

-Man I joined an orgy party last night...
John, the closest you've been to an orgy is the broadbondage session you had watching xvideos last Friday night.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

bradenton girls

Most likely stoners, know how to party, live at the beach. They go to Bayshore or manatee high school. They are wild and always know how to have a good time

If you wanna party hard get you some Bradenton girls

by Potatomelon December 9, 2018

Bradenton

The Florida of Florida

A church in Bradenton was raided by the police for selling bleach as a cure for Coronavirus

A Bradenton man was arrested for feeding meth to his pet alligator

Bradenton, it may be full of meth labs and crackhouses, but at least there's manatees.

by TwoFourSixOOne August 23, 2020

national broadband network

An internet project thought up by the Labour Party of Australia, where Fibre Optic cable was used to connect Australia to the internet. Soon though was ruined by a dickhead by the name of Malcolm Turnbull who said we didn't need fibre and instead recycled the old copper internet.

The National Broadband Network is a piece of shit.

by 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUV May 30, 2017

Bradenton

If you come to bradenton, you may get easily get sucked into the drug dealers way of life since it is such a lucrative "business" in this town. There are rich neighborhoods all over the place that lie within 2 miles of a street full of trap houses. Finding any drug you could think of in this town is as easy as going to the shell station on cortez and asking the first person you see.Beer is sold at every store located here, including all grocery stores and even the 3 Super Walmarts. Everyone knows everyone and everyone also knows atleast 3 people that died of a drug overdose in Bradenton. Homeless crackheads lie on ever main intersection holding up cardboard signs saying, "I'm not gonna lie I need BEER" Bradenton is full of good green, good drugs, hot crazy girls and out of control parties. If you move here you will leave either a convicted felon, alcoholic, drug dealer, drug addict or former member of mantee glens. The Walmarts, Target, AppleBees,Bada-Bings, The Distllery and the Peek A Boo are among the "hot-spots" in B-Town. If you were born and raised here, you are most likely not one to be messed with and the girls here are some of the most "gangster" you will find.

Meet me at the BP on 30th street and cortez in bradenton.

by D Dizzle1 August 20, 2008

BroadBeaned

Being incredibly drunk.

"wahey!!! I'm f***ing broadbeaned!!!!!"

by Spaniardo April 14, 2005