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Brussel Sprouts

A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike.

Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.
by Darth_chacho August 30, 2020
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Brussel sprout

Brussel sprout is a word that can mean anything
Person 1: oh! Did you see brussel sprout on the TV
Person 2: yeah ut was so funny when he brussel sprout.
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briselda

A girl that could be tipical and at the same time super crazy! She loves to be hugged and cuddled but deep down she knows that she wants an older man that could treat her right.
That is so Briselda
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Brussels

Belgium is the country with the best beer in the world (we try to be objective). Therefore, your stay in Brussels cannot be complete without a visit to one of the many typical and beautiful cafes and pubs that you will find here.
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bissel

That guy is a bissel.
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muscles from brussels

Jean-Claude Van-Damme
He is the guy from bloodsport
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Brussel sprout Bitch

How to destroy anyone brave enough to talk shit to you. Hit them with this intense comeback to win any argument
Did you eat the brussel sprouts this morning? They were quite bitchy.

You brussel sprout bitch!
by FatCockJohn December 16, 2019
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