Brining

When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself

I'm still brining about what that asshole said

by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017

lipstick branding

when a girl puts on lots of lipstick and kisses a guy in a place usually not seen.

She is lipstick branding her boyfriend.

by :]:] January 18, 2009

Russel Branding it

When you play your own persons in every movie that you are in or the same character.
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan

IE: Russel brand was Russel branding it in get him to the Greek

IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech

by lolcakesninjapirate July 27, 2010

Blinding Lights

A 2019 song by The Weeknd, included in his album After Hours. The song got so much popularity that it got more than 2000 billion streams in Spotify, and in 2021 is still on top of many charts around the world, including Billboard Hot 100.

A: Have you heard Blinding Lights?
B: Yes, I love it!

by ivrugue March 2, 2021

bringing a gun to a knife fight

making it impossible for you to lose, overkill,

hes giving a 2 dollar hooker a 50 thats like bringing a gun to a knife fight

by telephone45 July 3, 2007

Blinding Python

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.

Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!

by that engel guy March 21, 2012

Bringing up Laura Branigan

A term used when a person is so sick they are throwing up what they consumed in the 80's.

Although names of other pop stars of the era may be used to define the amount of effort involved in emesis it is worth noting that there is some debate as to whether "Bringing up Pat Benatar" implies as deep a retching as "Bringing up Laura Branigan".

"Bringing up Rick Astley" is only ever used by people who didn't actually live through the 80's and who spend their days on YouTube.

Medical note: Known to cause Boerhaave's syndrome (effort rupture of the esophagus).

80's Survivor #1: "Heard you were really sick."
80's Survivor #2: "Oh, man, I was bringing up Laura Branigan."

by The JOKERCAT February 3, 2013