Briefcase

The sexual act at which a male/female inserts a long enough double-ended dildo into one's mouth as well as their rectal cavity creating a "handle" like connection between mouth to ass. While listening to "The People's Court" theme song, the sexual partner will then lift the handle and walk around the room as if entering a courtroom and drop the briefcase.

Man - Hey, I've been feeling pretty BUMMED. I was hoping you'd be able to give me the briefcase tonight?
Woman - Absolutely honey, I will get the DVR up with the most recent "The People's Court"
Man - Thank you! I really need to get dragged around
Woman - It's my pleasure, I love carrying you around.

by Stess_90 September 14, 2020

Briefcase wanker

A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.

"You briefcase wanker!"

"Stop being a briefcase."

"What are you doing Ben, you brief."

by brianurlacher54 December 16, 2008

Beefcake Arms

When a bodybuilder has bulked up so much, that their arms will no longer lay at their sides. Instead, the arms dangle out at an angle, and the individual takes on the characteristics of a strutting chicken. This is due to muscles on the arms resting against more muscle on the back and sides.

Bob took so many roids, that he developed beefcake arms.

by antiroid August 19, 2007

Beefcake

a strong, sexy man

Stuart is such a beefcake.

by Bluie25 December 9, 2014

Polish Briefcase

A plastic bag.

Jaro turned up with his tools in a Polish Briefcase.

by Timo3 November 6, 2009

Beefcake pantyhose

A term for pantyhose that are designed for plus-sized women. i.e. Queen size.

I'd hate to watch her try to pull those beefcake pantyhose up over those massive thighs.

by DMills July 25, 2009

brutus beefcake

a large, erect penis, often used in sexual pleasure. a brutus beefcake is usually very thick and veiny, it always gives intense pleasure to the vagina of a female.

he's so hot! i want his brutus beefcake!

by mrs. beefycakes July 9, 2009