a total jackass that does stupid shit for little reason; sometimes jacks off on others; calls self turkey; maybe suffering from mental problems/ skitzofrenia; has a ghala
by I am da BEAST July 10, 2019
by B. whyte October 15, 2010
brian iz a meanie boo boo who make me wee wee, i cri becuz he hit me n frens; a despicable act, one which inexorably warrants him harsh penalties
Person 1: Man, that guy is a huge bully
Person 2: IKR !! He is such a Brian!
Person 1: #OMG !! He really is a Brian!!!!1!1!!1
Person 2: IKR !! He is such a Brian!
Person 1: #OMG !! He really is a Brian!!!!1!1!!1
by brianhater69 July 27, 2020
fat bitch that at lunch in school had there pants practically off and didn't feel a thing their for no ass nerves
brian fat bitch
by Coollinks November 02, 2020
by pepehead December 13, 2018
by JUSTSPEAKINGMYMIND May 05, 2020
One of the best guys you'll ever meet. He's the biggest dork with the biggest heart, and no matter what kind of mood or funk you're in the always manages to lift you out of it just with his presence. Brian is easily the type of guy that you could see yourself spending the rest of your life with, he's loyal, sweet, hardworking, and kind beyond all measures. Brian is an irreplaceable individual who makes more of an impact on people's lives than he knows of. If you have a Brian in your life, give him the absolute world because he deserves that and more.
Person 1: I think I really want to be together with Brian.
Person 2: Why don't you just ask him out?
Person 1: I don't know, I'm just really scared of loosing him if he doesn't feel the same. He's just too important in my life, and I'd rather have him platonically than have him completely out of my life.
Person 2: Yeah I understand that but Brian's too good of a person to just up and leave someone just because they confessed.
Person 1: Yeah you're right!
Person 2: Why don't you just ask him out?
Person 1: I don't know, I'm just really scared of loosing him if he doesn't feel the same. He's just too important in my life, and I'd rather have him platonically than have him completely out of my life.
Person 2: Yeah I understand that but Brian's too good of a person to just up and leave someone just because they confessed.
Person 1: Yeah you're right!
by MaxamillionMemes December 04, 2017