brian

a total jackass that does stupid shit for little reason; sometimes jacks off on others; calls self turkey; maybe suffering from mental problems/ skitzofrenia; has a ghala
fuck its brian, that niggas a duck
by I am da BEAST July 10, 2019
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Is a short kid who likes the fat chicks. Also has a small cock. Is not very intelligent.
Girl: who's that ugly fuck?

Guy: oh thats just a total Brian
by B. whyte October 15, 2010
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brian iz a meanie boo boo who make me wee wee, i cri becuz he hit me n frens; a despicable act, one which inexorably warrants him harsh penalties
Person 1: Man, that guy is a huge bully

Person 2: IKR !! He is such a Brian!

Person 1: #OMG !! He really is a Brian!!!!1!1!!1
by brianhater69 July 27, 2020
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fat bitch that at lunch in school had there pants practically off and didn't feel a thing their for no ass nerves
brian fat bitch
by Coollinks November 02, 2020
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he is very ugly a can often be used as an insult
man that guy is a real brian
by pepehead December 13, 2018
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one of the fattest motherfuckers I've ever seen.
*BOOM*BOOM*

"you know who's coming".
"BRIAN"! RUN!
by JUSTSPEAKINGMYMIND May 05, 2020
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Brian

One of the best guys you'll ever meet. He's the biggest dork with the biggest heart, and no matter what kind of mood or funk you're in the always manages to lift you out of it just with his presence. Brian is easily the type of guy that you could see yourself spending the rest of your life with, he's loyal, sweet, hardworking, and kind beyond all measures. Brian is an irreplaceable individual who makes more of an impact on people's lives than he knows of. If you have a Brian in your life, give him the absolute world because he deserves that and more.
Person 1: I think I really want to be together with Brian.
Person 2: Why don't you just ask him out?

Person 1: I don't know, I'm just really scared of loosing him if he doesn't feel the same. He's just too important in my life, and I'd rather have him platonically than have him completely out of my life.
Person 2: Yeah I understand that but Brian's too good of a person to just up and leave someone just because they confessed.

Person 1: Yeah you're right!
by MaxamillionMemes December 04, 2017
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